Fitblrs: THOSE ABS THOUGH
Fitblrs: Definitely adding that to my warmup...
Fitblrs: YOU GUYS, LOOK AT THOSE QUADS
Fitblrs: Oh, she definitely does a lot of push-ups
Fitblrs: *must do more squats*
Every other person on tumblr: whoo super humans
beboqueen: “Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.
the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
inevitability-of-consciousness: we’re in a cafe and we got a piece of cake to share between the four of us and i unwittingly took the chunk my uncle was eying up And he said, “may your armpit get infested with a thousand fleas”
how i would narrate the Olympics
me: they're doing some athletic shit